Kids these days with their rooster hunters and achievement teeth

decided to try out something new 

(Source: cryaotic-quotes, via cryaotic-quotes)

improbablenormality:

fangirlabouteverythingever:

itseasytoremember:

tronjavolta:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

fastcompany:

"It’s not dead. It’s resting."
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That is an ex-parrot.

He has ceased to be.

He has expired and gone to meet his maker

He’s probably pining for the fjords

No, no… he’s stunned

He’s pushing daisies! He’s rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!

improbablenormality:

fangirlabouteverythingever:

itseasytoremember:

tronjavolta:

laughterkey:

adulthoodisokay:

fastcompany:

"It’s not dead. It’s resting."

Read More>

That is an ex-parrot.

He has ceased to be.

He has expired and gone to meet his maker

He’s probably pining for the fjords

No, no… he’s stunned

He’s pushing daisies! He’s rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!

(via james-asslow)

imagine finding this lil guy in the garden 

imagine finding this lil guy in the garden 

he’s a cryrate

he’s a cryrate

hey guys

did you hear there’s gonna be an amnesia 2

Hair cuttttttt

Hair cuttttttt

kalories:

no one wants to fertilize my eggs we can stop with the monthly foolishness

(via stormfire710)