wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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kazkari:

I feel kinda silly for putting so much work into something that probably kinda missed the theme urggghh.

Patterns has 3 colours + the base colour which is kinda a dark blue. (Also added a transparent version)

Since tumblr fucked up the picture:  The original file is a 5000x5000 png with around 700dpi. That means I can provide a not-fucked up version?

Included a bit smaller version as a preview!

Even if it doesn’t get chosen, it’d probably look cute on a pillow case, I think. (Merch-idea, nudge nudge. )

isamiaella:

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

wipe away the debt

isamiaella:

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

wipe away the debt

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Help! I need to sew an entire jumpsuit for my chell cosplay by Halloween! I couldn't find ANY suits so i bought orange bedding. i sew really slowly since im a novice. How screwed am i? I also found heavy orage fabric but its only 1.5 yards worth.
~ blueboxoftime

cosplayemergency:

Well, my friend. Making an outfit out of bedding isn’t necessarily a bad idea, so you may be able to make it work for her Portal 2 outfit.

Basically she’s wearing a prison jumpsuit with the top unzipped and tied around her waist. Luckily, most jumpsuit pajama patterns are listed as easy, for both simplicity or McCalls. Here’s one: http://mccallpattern.mccall.com/m6251-products-13315.php?page_id=907 (they don’t have collars, if you have someone who can help you attach a collar, they aren’t super difficult to pattern yourself, they’re a rectangle measuring the circumference of the neckline by the height you want the collar to have, but it will at least be tucked in a little so if you can’t figure it out, no sweat) if you’re a total sewing newbie, the only part I forsee being difficult is adding the zipper, but if the pattern doesn’t outline it well enough for you, the back of the box the zipper comes in should also have instructions.

You probably can’t get the full jumpsuit out of the 1.5 yards of fabric, but a bedsheet should be enough. If it’s a bit thin, I’d recommend wearing some safety shorts underneath, because color can show through, but with baggy stuff you shouldn’t have to worry too much. 

Good luck with your cosplay, I believe in you!

Thank you

nerusake:

Solidum Snakespeare
It’s not perfect, but I say it’s pretty good.
Credit to blueboxoftime for the idea

nerusake:

Solidum Snakespeare

It’s not perfect, but I say it’s pretty good.

Credit to blueboxoftime for the idea

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the msf-lisa

the msf-lisa

Snakespeare

Snakespeare

sindohan:

people who say ”romantic love is what makes you human!!!!” are actually right. aromantic people are, in fact, gods in disguise, traveling in the human world to observe and study the humans and their weakpoints, in order to eventually eliminate them all and take over their world

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