i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me
baby: m... m...
mom: thank god it's not that meme
baby: just killed a man
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
THE PILLOWS ARE A THING NOW GUYS!
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Just reblogging to say that there are now SHIRTS.
And I’m in the process of reworking the skull print so I can also sell it there!
i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)