firelorcl:

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

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baby: m... m...
mom: mama?
baby: mama...
mom: thank god it's not that meme
baby: just killed a man
They showed up at the school and kept trying to get in they were so cute.

They showed up at the school and kept trying to get in they were so cute.

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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kazkari:

kazkari:

THE PILLOWS ARE A THING NOW GUYS!

Find them and other cute swag here at society6!

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Just reblogging to say that there are now SHIRTS.

And I’m in the process of reworking the skull print so I can also sell it there!

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unleashthedragonfleet:

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Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti

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i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

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