HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
This isn’t the first post on tumblr don’t be stupid
My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.
I still say this was hilarious fuck you guys
My dash did a thing.
THIS IS ADORABLE.
Reblogging again because it’s way too fantastic not to.
Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
Canadians: We left Toronto 2 days ago, We are still in Ontario, food is scarce. We are lost, soon we will have to eat each other to survive, oh wait there's a tims we're good.
Russians: I was in Yakutia, I drove for twenty eight hours, now I'm still in Yakutia, I travelled by train for 6 days, I'm still in Russia. Don't even try to leave Russia. Don't forget: you're here forever. Accept it and suffer.
boy, i sure enjoy watching sports. when they throw the ball? classic
I adore video games.
I am not, however, under any illusion that I am good at them.
~ roman era British saying. (via thetemperamentalgoat)
Im also going to:
Sew some pretty skirts for 70s patterns and lovely 60s hats
Im going to FINISH my fan fic
Im going to stream
Im going to watch a WHOLE saturday lnc stream for the first time
Im gunna learn swing dance stuff
Im gunna learn to animate something simple, like a game time thing I mean. Something interactive.
Gunna be part of a dnd game
God I can’t wait for school to end